Reblog with two sentences that ruined your life:
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Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a...– Steven Moffat, DWM Production Notes. (via kayleyhyde)
Henn/McMath married sex fic finished and posted on... →
Look, I don’t care if you don’t watch BBC’s Sherlock. I don’t care if you even know anything at all about Sherlock. But if you like two dudes having ridiculously hot amazing husband sex, get your ass over to this fanfiction. And take it to your bunk. It does not have Sherlock Holmes, it does not have John Watson, it can have nothing to do with nothing but two fucking...
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misterkevo: kip-ster: clj-aperfecthumanbeing: colouredwithkisses: stillabozo: pinkhairisnotpunk: OMIGOD. HANNAH HANNAH HANNAH. LOOOOOK. oh lookit my go-to gif. ……….. my approval rate. …. Wat. a picture… of me. that seems right. I made that remix, so… we’re good.
What's Up With "However" on the SAT?
women equal in throne succession →
interwar: Sons and daughters of any future UK monarch will have equal right to the throne, after Commonwealth leaders agreed to change succession laws. Under the old succession laws, dating back more than 300 years, the heir to the throne is the first-born son of the monarch. Only when there are no sons, as in the case of the Queen’s father George VI, does the crown pass to the eldest...
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
Succinct and perfect.
mr blue sky: mageofd0om: UN Recommends Everyone... →
mageofd0om: UN Recommends Everyone Stop Telling Women What To Do With Their Bodies daskannnichtsein: mollydruwho: The UN states that any country restricting a woman’s access to abortion and/or contraception is, in doing so, violating a woman’s human rights. ….finally. So,…
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last...
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I’m following 200 people. Is this a… large number?
And sometimes, I just listen to 'Valerie'
and I jam out. All is well.
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar: Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years. What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here. Who built the ark? I have Noah idea. Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead. How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code. How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
headingneverland: “sorry,” i say to the telepath in the room while i continue to think about gay sex in public places.